Quotes re: Divorce

"Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the jerk crucified." - J.B. Handlesman

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left." - Jean Kerr

"If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?" - Unknown

"For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life." - Joyce Brothers

"An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce." - Ann Landers

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table." - Jean Kerr

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." - Johnny Carson

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